An old time married couple, a husband and a wife were not getting along with each other and were violently at each other's throat all the time.
Husband had a hypertension and kept threatening his wife "You will see when I am dead, I will start digging until I come upward and out from my grave, and then I will haunt you to your death".
People thought the couple was weird and spooky. The husband had a heart attack, died and got buried. A scary neighbor came to the wife, and asked her "Aren't you afraid that your husband may dig up, come out of the grave and haunt you?
The drunken wife replied "No, let him dig, I got that SOB buried face down"
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