Tuesday, January 16, 2007

When does God cry ????

Saddam Hussein visits God and asks him: "God when shall I see the defeat of Bill Clinton."
God replies: "Son, you will not see it in your lifetime."
Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.
Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: "God when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan." God replies: "Son, you will not see it in your lifetime."
Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.
Laloo Prasad Yadav visits God and asks him: "God when shall I see Bihar becoming a prosperous and happy state. " Hearing this, God starts crying.
Lalloo is astounded and asks: "God, why are you crying?" God replies: "Son, I will not see it in my lifetime"

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